The Pianist
A guy walks into a bar and notices that the music is live, and it is being produced by a very small piano player - about 12 inches high! He orders a drink and asks the bartender where he go the musician from. “Oh,” says the bartender, “I’ve got a magical beer bottle. When you rub it, a genie comes out and grants you one wish.” “I don’t believe that,” replies the visitor. The bartender gives him a seemingly empty bottle. “Here - give it a try.” The man rubs the bottle and out pops a genie. “I will grant you one wish,” he says. “Let’s see,” says the guy, “I wish for a thousand bucks!” “You shall have them,” booms the genie and he disappears. All of a sudden, the bar is full of ducks. They are on the tables, on the counter, on the floor - everywhere! The bartender takes the bottle back and says: “Do you believe me now?” “Why?” says the guy, “I never wished for a thousand ducks!” “Sure,” replies the bartender, “do you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
